United States of Alyssa
amycarsonlovesyou:

Best Friends since 2009 :)

 :’)))))) Love you, Amy.

amycarsonlovesyou:

Best Friends since 2009 :)

 :’)))))) Love you, Amy.

Why am I incapable of doing Ms. Cowles homework?
fuckyeahdementia:

seven errors

fuckyeahdementia:

seven errors

HAVE IT YOUR WAY®.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY®.

hitrecordjoe:

leftcoastjane:

Tell it like it is, Rush!


There’s not a lot of people I don’t mind demonizing.  Rush Limbaugh is one of those people.

hitrecordjoe:

leftcoastjane:

Tell it like it is, Rush!

There’s not a lot of people I don’t mind demonizing. Rush Limbaugh is one of those people.

fried-kittens:

awfulmodifications:
A girl I used to work with got a tattoo on her foot from our local shop who had a reputation of reusing needles and selling drugs along with tattoos. Not surprising that this happened. Oh, and the tattoo? “No Regrets”

fried-kittens:

awfulmodifications:

A girl I used to work with got a tattoo on her foot from our local shop who had a reputation of reusing needles and selling drugs along with tattoos. Not surprising that this happened. Oh, and the tattoo? “No Regrets”

kitschyliving:

cat scratcher turntable

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

And this joke proves it.

And this joke proves it.

verboss:

OCCUPY HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
TOO MANY INDULGENCES FOR THE TOP 1 % 

verboss:

OCCUPY HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE

TOO MANY INDULGENCES FOR THE TOP 1 %